There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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