i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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