did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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