Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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