If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
