Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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