Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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