I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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