she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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