Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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