well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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