grandma shit on top of the toilet
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
17 year olds will be the death of me.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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