This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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