how can u be prego again
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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