I hope mine doesn't look like that
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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