Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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