Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The air was thick with penises
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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