You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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