It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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