no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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