You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
