ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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