So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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