I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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