NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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