why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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