cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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