Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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