her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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