i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
you made out with another girl for some wings
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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