How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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