so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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