porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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