I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.