How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
a search helicopter?!
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."