On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.