that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
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i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.