I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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