Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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