Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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