i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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