Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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