god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Why is your signature on my underwear?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Green mimosas i think yes
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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