i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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