Having a random hookup so left but love u
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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