and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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