eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
