We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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