first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
im holly from the hills drunk
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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