everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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