Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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