did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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