Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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