We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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