Got a toothbrush?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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