haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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