i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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