DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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