Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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