Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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