Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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