wat bout pragnant strippers??
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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