they need to just BURY HIM!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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