Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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